Cavalcade of Assholes

My friend Tom O'Donnell edited the comics page of the Yale Herald during my senior year, and he told me if I made a comic, he'd print it. I gave him a bunch of illegally duplicated Mary Worth strips with horrifying things people had written in opinion columns in the YDN edited into them without permission. True to his word, he printed them, and true to mine, I attempted to conceal my authorial identity as long as possible, eventually being forced to fess up by the Herald's editorial board, who decided that calling someone an asshole constitutes a political statement.

Did the creeps below really say those things? Yes. What can you do about it? Not much. That's what's depressing about being right.

  1. Cavalcade of Assholes: Good Questions
  2. Cavalcade of Assholes: How Original!
  3. Cavalcade of Assholes: European Types
  4. Cavalcade of Assholes: Why Don't We Take Our Money Away From The Terrorists?
  5. Cavalcade of Assholes: Bright College Years
  6. Cavalcade of Assholes: A Wal-Mart On Every Corner
  7. Cavalcade of Assholes: It Discriminates Against Whites!
  8. Cavalcade of Assholes: The Justice Of Our Actions
  9. Cavalcade of Assholes: Their Goals All But Achieved
  10. Cavalcade of Assholes: Beep!
  11. Cavalcade of Assholes: It's The Jews
  12. Cavalcade of Assholes: Obsessed With The Yankees
  13. Cavalcade of Assholes: The Gays Have It Great
  14. Cavalcade of Assholes: Our Exciting New Doctrine
  15. Cavalcade of Assholes: Those Decent Liberals